Two idiots, a dead body, and a love of John Hughes..."So, where exactly did you hide the body?""I didn't. I just left it there.""On his front porch?""The bastard deserved what he got. I don't have to fuckin' move him. Let him rot.""Refresh my memory: Why exactly did you shoot him in the first place?""That asshole made … Continue reading Witless Wonders
Challenge Accepted Pt. 1
When was the last time you said “that is just my opinion? ” Was it necessary to label a thought as simply your own? Do you still feel that way now?* Hmm. The last time I used the phrase "that is just my opinion" was today. A friend of mine and I were having a … Continue reading Challenge Accepted Pt. 1
Stressed? Yes. Overwhelmed? Not Quite…
This has truly been a difficult season for me. For too long I have put my dreams on the back burner out of fear and that grand ole feeling of unworthiness. You know what I have learned from that? I so need to learn the art of shutting up. I am at the point in my … Continue reading Stressed? Yes. Overwhelmed? Not Quite…
My Forced Date
The IdeaSometimes mothers just need to keep their suggestions to themselves. Not all ideas are good, even when the intentions are honest and well-meaning. For example, take my first date. My mom and her best friend, Ms. Essie, thought it would be a great idea for me to tag along on one of her daughter's … Continue reading My Forced Date
So Disrespectful
I like to think of myself as a very optimistic person with a pleasant countenance--most days, anyway--and the ability to give second chances. However, for one unlucky lady today, those second chances became extinct.Do not pass "Go." Do not collect 200 dollars. The idea of respect is not difficult to comprehend, but for some reason it … Continue reading So Disrespectful
The Last of a Dying Breed?
I'm not trying to seem slow or anything, but I don't understand men and women nowadays. I understand that you can't approach everyone the same way, but what ever happened to the basics? "Hi. How are you?" Those four words seem so hard to say nowadays. Especially when romantic interest is involved. Or maybe it … Continue reading The Last of a Dying Breed?
A Slight Introduction…
It's taken me forever to do this.I have toyed around with the idea of starting a blog for years, but I did not see the point. My writing is personal, I'm not used to sharing my words with the public. What purpose does a blog serve to someone like me who prefers to fade into the … Continue reading A Slight Introduction…
The Random Mind 